The great dunny roll rush of 2020 has laid us bare. Wouldn’t want to be picking up the bins in coming days. Which one do we put it in ?

We’ve got toilet paper, we’ve got nappies. Screwed if Macca’s goes down.

The world is on fire, but still the cold callers keep coming. 6 so far today.

Interesting announcements in recent days. Which radio network will be the first to go under ? Hand back the licence. Karma

sitting here in South Melbourne in miserable self isolation, and there is a HUGE party going on nearby. Sounds like a footy crowd. Anyone know anything? No police sirens yet !

Last Dance. Who’s happiest now? . Jordan, Pippen, Rodman or the vastly underrated Horace Grant? Or maybe Longley.

My wife just threatened to “cut sick” on Foxtel tomorrow. Haven’t heard that expression in ohhh, 20 years.

Time to get the grown ups involved. Make the phone call.

Wife just overheard a newsbreak, "the army to door knock everyone who tests positive". Thought it was the Amish doing the door knocking. Probably worth trying on reflection.

After today , it’s become a stark realisation, that when you lose the trust of the people, you lose any right to ask them to go the “extra mile”. Every word from their lips, drips with deception and obfuscation. Honesty counts. And people know honesty.

So professional athletes are now essential workers ? Ok

Covid found in local waste water. 1 year old with symptoms. Require urgent test. All nearby clinics closed. Best advice “testing centres don’t take children”. “Go to a hospital” . System would appear to be working perfectly. Gold standard

Late on a Sunday, but how good was tom petty

Ignored until now, but crazy conspiracies by 3AW callers are just that! Compelled to set the record straight. Double vaxed. Wife has double broken bones. Thanks for the messages of support

Where are the foo fighters ?

Hi Jetstar. Just got off the phone with you. Had to call, with the understanding that this is why your call centre exists. Called, expecting to be patient. Didn’t expect a rude, arrogant, and condescending representative, who could not answer questions. laughed at me,and hung up!

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