Paparazzi, this is my best side. RT Inside the Magic: Darkwing Duck at Disneyland Resort (photo by instagram.com/Ashleymitchell…)

May have partied a little hard with adoring fans at Disneyland last night. Woke up wearing a Social Club vest. Showered in bleach.

I still came out better than Launchpad. He had to be unthreaded from the Mark Twain’s paddle wheel.

Pizza night at home is interesting. Toppings are pepperoni for me, ham & pepper for Gos, heavy anchovies for Launchpad, crusts for Honker.

Quackerjack comandeered all stocks of My Little Pony toys to recruit a loyal army of Bronies. I just told them QJ was a Twilicorn fan.

Gosalyn divulged all enemy intel for a Discord jumbo figure.

The only reason QJ escaped certain death-by-Manchild was that the Bronies had to be home by ten before their moms lock up.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the sneaky autocorrect who makes your texts cauliflower flapjack! I AM DECKWAND DOCK!

Being an ace crime-busting superhero also means reminding citizens how a great hat is worn. Kids with their trilbies, they have NO IDEA….

SERIOUSLY!!! I wear a FEDORA. You chin-beard hipsters are wearing TRILBIES. BADLY. You are not Henry Higgins, please stop…

That was your fashion tip from the terror that flaps in the night. One who recognizes the timeless appeal of a good opera cape. #classyduck

Ugh, THAT was five days I’ll never get back. Giant pressed penny in den fell on my hat. Took THAT long for hatter to reblock it. #PRIORITIES

Liquidator’s been awwwwwfully quiet since Calisota declared drought status. I think he’s evaporated to almost espresso size by now.

Some nights are so hot we pop the dome on the Thunderquack. Memo to self: line hat with Velcro.

Found Liquidator. He was hiding in the slushy machine down at the Quik-Mart. I am the terror with a 4 gallon bucket and a well-fitting lid!

Hail, citizens. The sky is clear, the moon is out and I finally bribed Gosalyn to go to bed and not stow away in the landing gear again.

I am the Terror that is currently doing announcements at Noreen Moody with some guy called Jim. He smells of jambalaya.

Patrolling Long Beach Comic Con with Supergoof. Trying to not pout when more people want photos of Honker’s Arrow Kid cosplay.

WELL. About TIME!! RT Aaron Sparrow™, Blocked But Never Forgotten: DWD returns to comics, first in the DARKWING DUCK OMNIBUS by @JoeBooksCo

“@renzoid1: I am the tiki that flaps in the night! pic.x.com/d0oIA4PGsb”