A shitty ACC college football game would hit like crack right now

What’s the weather looking like for tomorrow’s race Ollie?

Grant Balfour was a complete psycho and also everything you wanted in a closer

Waking up to see Tomac getting taken off on the meat wagon:

Welp, day race and Tomacs out. Yea I’m just gonna do yard work, I’ll catch the replay tonight ✌️

Fuck man, fuckin sucks fof Adams. I was really looking forward to what he could do outdoors this summer, hopefully it ain’t as bad as it looked

If you had to guess(without looking)who is the lightest guy in the 450 class?

Consensus guess seems to be between JCoop and Savatgy, I don’t know what the actual answer is. Savatgy mentioned it post race and I hadn’t really thought about it before

It’d be pretty funny if all of a sudden she starts popping off tweets now too #TractorGang

Cheating: bad. Cheating and naming your son after him: insane. Cheating and naming your son after him then flexing about it publicly online: diabolical.

The Cardinals to Trey Benson this offseason

The Cardinals are an embarrassing franchise, on the level of the Jets and Browns

For Simpson, best case scenario. Go sit and learn from Stafford in a McVay offense and have a real shot instead of getting selected by a CLE, ARI or NYJ and have you’re career ruined before it starts

This offseason just continues to be one giant kick in the scrotum after another for my dynasty squad

Hey if you're into dynasty fantasy football you can either do your rookie draft or punch yourself in the groin for 10 straight minutes — very similar experience this year

The NFL likes this year's blocking TEs more than its workhorse RBs. This is a fantasy disaster.

Hey PulpMX Fantasy Travis Marx Paul Perebijnos Dan Truman I fucked up and forgot to set my lineup before I traveled out of state this weekend. Does everyone get a mulligan or would I have had to pay for one earlier?