Butt is calling… will you Fart?

⠀ kill the 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗸𝗶𝗱.

literally how?

he shrugs, sitting across from her like it’s no big deal. donnie isn’t exactly rolling in dough. “it’s a whole pizza. i’m not exactly a growing boy anymore …” sliding the box closer. “i’m sure. dig in. you just gotta hang out with me till it’s all gone i guess.”

it’s a wall. doesn’t have to look that cool. are you gonna buy something or what?

it’s nothing special. just pepperoni. donnie finds it difficult to enjoy the small things in life these days. he doesn’t even have fun with pizza orders anymore. guiding a greasy slice up to his mouth. “nowhere special. at work, mostly.” vague as always.

dude you’re the worst customer i ever had

Everything is edible if you try hard enough

what? didn’t you come to buy something? the world is your oysters. so long as you want a saw or somethin.

jeeeesus, dude. ( leaning over the counter with a dramatic sigh. ) hardware store. not that hard.

you’re coloring on the walls and my boss is gonna grind his foot in my ass for it.

not now babe i have to get scared for some unknown reason

open.spotify.com/track/03Dm6pih…

well you got basically forever to figure it out, bud.

call me glizzy gobbler donnie

do i seem cool or off putting let me know

Can I play?

Typa shit I start thinking after not taking my meds for a week