no cigarettes adult milkshakes

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

Football is such a crazy sport. The guy with nothing on his badge has more UCL titles than the guy with 15 on his badge.😭

He didn't just recently become a piece of shit.

dark woke

😮 😧

Reading my book at Anfield to appear nonchalant so that Virgil van Dijk sees me and brings me out of the crowd to ask me to be their new head coach

gay people are treated more harshly than rapists and pedophiles, and that says a lot about these people's morals

Ask yourself why we heard so much about Green candidates but not Reform candidates like this one:

Hide the Pain Harold at the Hungarian inauguration

The kids are alright

Excellent point if you ignore that Fofana was onside

One of the city’s finest guardians

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they’ve treated women? wow

Erling haaland has the same amount of open play assist as Bruno fernandes.

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It's now too woke to teach little girls to hate a pedophile

Arsneal fans are so sensitive. We literally don’t have no choice but to win. It has nothing to do with you winning the league.

3 years later and the fate of this tweet depends on West Ham.