I miss the Houston rodeo 😭

Not me crying while packing homemade breakfast/dinner for my dog before dropping him off at boarding for the first time 😭🐶

Me ol’ Bam-Boo from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is one of the best numbers in a movie musical fight me

Not me crying during The Tony Awards opening number rehearsal both times

Darius Wright you did that broski 😭👏🏾 such a stan right now! #TonyAwards

Not me watching the MJ Tony performance again and again and again and again yet again

Beyoncé and Drake are my summer plans

People are still talking to me about my MJ debut story. I didn’t realize how far the word spread. I feel so honored and respected. Thank you for forcing me to take stock and not overlook the magnitude of that moment.

IT WAS YOU!

You and you and nothing but you Miles and piles of you *You = Laundry

The Totally Spies live action cast is 🔥

Question of the Year: “If that’s your man, then why he over here?”

Not these birthday calls cutting off the Renaissance album through line

Dressed up as a leather cowboy for Halloween. Kid: “What is he dressed as?” Mom: “He’s a dominatrix.”

I’m in my “I’m only asking once” era

Gonna let y’all ruminate on this one

The Maury Show is an SNL Sketch

In all this talk about binary and non-binary, why have we not discussed people who are born intersex?