Dude, what would I do for blazin’ buffalo and ranch Doritos? Buy out my local CVS Health that’s what!! Please continue to make these. I love them too much. #doritosstan #blazinbuffaloandranchdoritos

god forbid I consider the thoughts and feelings of the human I pair bonded with for life

Missing my fav boy 🩵

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

Trump right about now

Happy Anniversary to my love! 🩷

this movie ruined my entire life i don’t even wanna talk about it

Childless cat lady who is miserable with my own life and the choices I’ve made ✅

so Bill Skarsgard is hot ?

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me.

Realest shit an animated character has ever said

They are not.

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My favvvvvorite Valentine 🩷

she is everything to me

Heres an example of why i haven’t tried to put hats on Gusher

When you’re 26 and your mom comes in clutch with nerds gummy clusters in your Easter basket

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

me at the slightest inconvenience