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darcyheathcliff

@darcyheathcliff

My life is filled with things that could only happen to me, and you'd never want to happen to you. Taking one for the team... you're welcome.

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calendar_today15-01-2009 23:29:40

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As we celebrate LGBT Pride Month and recognize the outstanding contributions LGBT people have made to our great Nation, let us also stand in solidarity with the many LGBT people who live in dozens of countries worldwide that punish, imprison, or even execute individuals....

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Why did Charlie Puth not tidy his bedroom before performing for the world? Is this a statement? Is this confirmation we are all equally avoiding life while trapped in it? #TogetherAtHome

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My reasoning as to why diners are not acceptable date spots. Because apparently he thought they were. #darcydatesdc darcydatesdc.blogspot.com/?m=1

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While sizing up the bar: "No you don't want that. Not worth it. I feel like he has small teeth." #darcydatesdc #quotes #awkward

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I needed to mark this day in history. My first and hopefully only snap chat penis shot. So not ok. Did not ask for that. #notok

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'I am adorable. Pursue me bitch' - Peter J over boozy milkshakes. #bitch #relationships #truth #QuoteOfTheDay #relationshipadvice