Before you chop up a line of toxic powder on a toilet cistern from a wrap of grubby paper that some mate got from a stranger and smash it up your hooter from a weeping, mass circulated twenty quid note...make sure you wash your hands for at least twenty seconds.

Chelsea Football Club is joining the medical response to the coronavirus outbreak in London with the news the National Health Service (NHS) has accepted the Club’s offer to make the Millennium Hotel at Stamford Bridge available for NHS staff... chelseafc.com/en/news/2020/0…

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This is unreal

Anyone else struggling with the universal credit online form sign in.After six hours of answering all the questions on the UC form I’m then taken to the digiendenty online form,I choose Barclays as my identity then go back to UC form and it says I have to log in again. Am I ina q

I live in Fulham and got this through my letter box this morning,anyone on here signed up to this?

Hate to be all Johnny Fact-check here, but actually this happens every night and has for years. They do it so that the hot and cold water in the Thames gets mixed together properly.

Hi guys I’m still looking for a moped ,scooter motorbike. Many thanks Dean

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I was talking to a good friend mine tonight, an id love to give a homeless fella he knows a chance to start a new life, I’ll pay for his accommodation for 3 months, I just need 1 my followers to potentially give him a job labouring or something so he can pay his bills afterwards

This is billingsgate market this morning. social distancing is a joke here! If City of London or Billingsgate Market can’t control the public they must stop them coming in.

B&Q Thurrock open

As this has came up a lot in conversation we might aswell do a poll 😁 Would you work and get behind the @TaxiappLondon app more if it was

Who misses ITV wresting on ITV 80sNostalgia @Fanatic80s Russty_Russ #Retro Deeper Season Erron Gordon Greg Scott @trishvoice

Txe dead anyone know how to open with dead battery

Nice to see Sky TV helping out in the current climate by charging £16 for some films in Sky Store Robbing bastards 🖕🏻