My thoughts be beatin my ass

losing sneezes is annoying af

i be missin old friends sometimes and then remember they bitches

are flies on steroids this year???

does anyone actually customise the cookie settings

so sick of drama. Lately I’d rather just pull away than confront anyones behaviour or passive aggressive bs

dudes flirt better wit their homies than with girls

do u think jellyfish would be more comfortable being categorised as a plant

yeah you cute but can you handle me when im having a mental break down

question for the anti vaxxers, my body my choice, does this still apply to women?

you cannot facilitate the existence of one being at the expense or sacrifice of another. people die without signing their organs over - that other people need - because their body has rights. how is this even a discussion?

you ask a girl if she ate and she gon say "yeah i had my coffee"

was about to buy a book & thought I’d look up some reviews. one woman said she hates people who say too much about a book before reading it so she can go in fresh. Then proceeds to recommend the book & go into detail about what happens. I stopped in time but seriously?!? Clue up?

pls remember we will all die one day & none of this will matter

waiting on ur package then they change the delivery time by 5 hours 😭😭😭

champagne drunk is too drunk