Watch this retards.

Here we go lads. It’s fine, he can say it, he’s Japanese. But when I scream it to my family at the dinner table, I’m ruining Christmas.

It’s not that I want to, it’s that I must.

Ahh, this actually made my heart smile, I’m glad people en mass have noticed the retardery. x.com/toobaffled/sta…

Remember ladies, above all else, you’re probably retarded.

The best video to come out of a college since Jordan Peterson.

See retards, comedy can be funny if you stop crying so hard. Me, I actually like the tears.

Or if someone has a cigarette and you don’t but you would like one, you would say, ‘can I bum a fag?’ And if they were in their right mind they would say, ‘I don’t care what you do in your personal time’. Or, ‘smoke one’ we’ve now learned.

A little offensive but I get it.

Have a watch, if you hate this, you probably need to have a little soul search.

Hey, great product! I was looking for one of these in Kevlar? I’ve had new neighbours move in , and it would really make me feel more comfortable in the case of any altercations whereby firearms may be involved if you know what I mean?! Anyway thanks, appreciate you, great

Spot me bro, I’ve got the grill on and I’m headed to the capital.

What a time to be alive!

This is AI’s way of brokering peace. It comes in peace, while we’re just coming.

Enjoy your news retards!

Heading out, wish me luck!

Play this on your parents television when they sit down to watch the news, it is literally in the format that their retard brains can absorb and therefore trust. x.com/toobaffled/sta…

The best advice I’ve ever come across for healing and maintaining a healthy horse. You should also check out its effects on healing all horse cancers, and cancers links to parasites if you’re looking for a new rabbit hole Alice.

If you’re posting this in sincerity, you should do a retard test. Draw a warm bath with a toaster bathbomb, plug it in, and if you get the urge to not drop it out of self preservation, congratulations, but you’re also still probably retarded.

This warms my heart, people looking out for people who don’t know where to park is the best