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Dan Fowler

@danthamanfowler

Aspiring comedian, Aussie, 🚩Red flag Collector, Conspiracies are gay, wink. Self appointed product testimonialist. You’ll either laugh or feel your feelings.

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Here we go lads. It’s fine, he can say it, he’s Japanese. But when I scream it to my family at the dinner table, I’m ruining Christmas.

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Ahh, this actually made my heart smile, I’m glad people en mass have noticed the retardery. x.com/toobaffled/sta…

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Or if someone has a cigarette and you don’t but you would like one, you would say, ‘can I bum a fag?’ And if they were in their right mind they would say, ‘I don’t care what you do in your personal time’. Or, ‘smoke one’ we’ve now learned.

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Hey, great product! I was looking for one of these in Kevlar? I’ve had new neighbours move in , and it would really make me feel more comfortable in the case of any altercations whereby firearms may be involved if you know what I mean?! Anyway thanks, appreciate you, great

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Play this on your parents television when they sit down to watch the news, it is literally in the format that their retard brains can absorb and therefore trust. x.com/toobaffled/sta…

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The best advice I’ve ever come across for healing and maintaining a healthy horse. You should also check out its effects on healing all horse cancers, and cancers links to parasites if you’re looking for a new rabbit hole Alice.

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If you’re posting this in sincerity, you should do a retard test. Draw a warm bath with a toaster bathbomb, plug it in, and if you get the urge to not drop it out of self preservation, congratulations, but you’re also still probably retarded.

If you’re posting this in sincerity, you should do a retard test. Draw a warm bath with a toaster bathbomb, plug it in, and if you get the urge to not drop it out of self preservation, congratulations, but you’re also still probably retarded.