“Sorry, there’s no room at the inn” “How come?” “Private function”

"Arsenal can't win every game with a set piece".

Taking my little boys to their first ever football match at Slough Town FC today. Hoping for a big win for the Rebels

eze’s announcement

This is the militant left in the UK. This government allowed Ricky Jones to call for a crowd to "slit their throats" and walk free. They don't care about you

I feel very worried for the future of the world in general and the UK in particular. We have an unrequited Marxist Socialist as Prime Minister with a cabinet of semi illiterates and quasi student union types who have acquired power. We have a Chancellor of the Exchequer whose

Tony Blair is a fucking demon. His - and Bush’s - “coalition of the willing” slaughtered more than one million Iraqis and displaced several million more. It was all based on a pack of lies. Blair should be hanging by his ankles in the Tower of London. It is an outrage that he be

NHS approves first cousin marriage.

Just saw the video of an Afghan man on a stabbing rampage in Uxbridge, tries to kill 3 people, kills one of them, stabbing a father walking his dog about ten times. But now we’re numb to it now, its just what happens in England now isnt it, the norm, part of life, stabbing

Man United are currently level on points with Chelsea. Pretty impressive considering Chelsea are in the title race after that 1-1 win over Arsenal.

In the last month this country has witnessed statements from the military, the PM, MI6, Macron of France, Merz of Germany, King Charles III, Prince William, the EU commissioner, the MI6 newspaper the Daily Telegraph, the Sun, Daily Mirror and Daily Mail all calling for war

ßen (P) Menzies beating up furniture and Evans throwing darts like me after ten pints. Manby becoming responsible for some all time head losses at the Palace this year.

Madonna out here looking like prime Goldust

Back in your box you Brummy pricks. You werent going to do nothing Aston Villa

Yo Grok make the background a strip club

Right Said Fred I am astonished by how readily both the media and much of the public have accepted Labour’s claim that it has ‘abolished’ digital ID cards. No such abolition has taken place. What Keir Starmer has actually said is that ‘digital ID will not be mandatory’. This distinction is not

Is it just me or has everything seemingly gone to shit in the last 5 years seems like people are increasingly nuts, plugged into their phones, depressed, angry, scared, food quality is worse, energy in cities in increasingly schizo, everything way overpriced wtf is going on

I fucking love Declan Rice