Have a Blessed Sunday! 🙏🏼😀

Happy #ManAppreciation Monday! ❤️‍🔥

Often forced to fight the rich man’s wars, your bravery & sacrifices are recognized today. 🙏🏼🇺🇸 I personally would not exist today if the United States Forces did not liberate my family from the ravages of war in Europe.

Just a friendly reminder… sometimes you need a little fore play before the hump! I gave the camels the day off! 🚫🐫 Happy Hump Day to all the love birds & wishes of a Wonderful Wednesday to the rest of us! 😂

Hello Frens! It’s a Thursday PSA 😁 - not a thirst trap! 🚫💦🪤

In 1962, Wilt Chamberlain missed eight minutes the entire goddamn SEASON and that was because he got ejected one time. He was so worn out by the workload he only averaged 50 points and 25 rebounds per game while fucking 33% of the people he met that year. Load management my ass.

Gm

It’s #ManAppreciation Monday! ❤️‍🔥 You always make a comeback no matter how difficult the circumstances. Life lessons are learned, respect is earned! You are stronger than you realize! We appreciate you for that!!

Uber-riding, economy class flying, seat-stealing, coupon-clipping.... Jay ChewBaca

You don't fuck with Fred Rogers.

Cam Newton always looks like a rival chocolatier who’s plotting how to drive Willy Wonka out of business …

Authentic AF - Unverifiable- Scary 😘

Chris Van Vilet wouldn't have considered this a good match. Because he's a big fucking pro wrestling expert. So he'd know.

Alright, Jay ChewBaca... let's have it!

This movie always makes me think the pickings must've been slim in 1990. - Danny Glover is an "action star" - Maria Conchita Alonso is a "babe" -Bill Paxton is the "kid" -Gary Busey is a "scientist"

Play that banjo, you delightful storytelling son of a bitch.

Wishing you a platinum status Christmas! 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎅🏼 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Happy Birthday Jesus! I truly hope you all had a Merry Christmas! ✝️❤️🎄🤗 Now I’m getting a work out plan ready for Santa! 🎅🏼 ( a fren made me this cool sweatshirt!)

Dead for 15 years, still more relevant than 98% of living people.