No, no, no I said blow the ELECTION. #TrumpIsGoingDown

"So I was on my way to vote..."

This is Elon. He's never known what it's like to not be able to buy whatever he wanted. Won't you help me give this sad lost soul that experience, today? #vote #VoteKamala #ElectionDay #kony2012

Let's make sure the The New York Times gets all the credit they deserve for what happened tonight. They worked really hard to make Trump look like a normal viable alternative to Kamala and well...

Now we'll have to spend the next four years drowning in all the world is on fire headlines after Trump does a new insane thing every day of the week as if they didn't know it was gonna happen.

Did Elon Musk also buy Netflix? #netflixcrash #buffering

RETWEET if you want Joe Biden to declassify every single page the U.S. intelligence community has compiled on Donald Trump over the last 10 years, as well as every single page the Department of Justice has compiled on him over the last 10 years, as well as every page the FBI has.

Every damn page. And the Epstein files.

Hey @realdonaldTrump don't just sit there and this abuse! You need to ask Elon if it would be okay for you to tweet back!

"This is bullshit." - Scott Baio

Melania installs a Sleaze Guard ™️

“Radical ideology” = literally the teachings of Jesus, verbatim

Is this just another "awkward gesture?"

Does this Adrian Brody speech have an intermission?

Elon is in charge of X, and it’s crashing. He’s in charge of Tesla, and the stock is plummeting. He’s in charge of SpaceX, the rockets are exploding. He’s in charge of DOGE, how do you think that is going to end?

OMG

May the 4th of May be with you!

Man who somehow lost money owning a casino hires prosecutor who somehow couldn't convict Robert Durst.

How's everybody holding up in the aftermath of the Jake Tapper book release?