No Reservations Needed Today! Come join us for your last meal of the year! Happy New Years to all our patrons in the Runiverse! May 2023 bring the best of meals to you, from all of us at Danny's Diner! Always Serving!

Honest answers only... What's your fave? Kobold Soda OR Kobold Koolaid

Hello 2023! What's for breakfast?

We love that people get so excited at Danny's Diner! Thanks Moron Global for the... umm advertisement...you have made for us of your party! It's really something...were gonna call "special."😜

Buy One, Get Two FREE! (only lasts til sunrise tomorrow) Happy New Years! Breakfast is on us! (well sort of, you only pay for some of it you get a lot of food, that's the point)

GM Danny's Diner || Always Serving! Forgotten Runes Wizard's Cult Moron Global BlackSand The Barren Court and to anybody else that GM applies to.

We would like to say a big THANK YOU to our many hard working and level-headed employees working the front lines at our high-class establishments. We know people get excited about our food and we want to say THANK YOU for helping to keep us "Always Serving!"

Wizard Wednesday @ 5 pm Forgotten Runes Wizard's Cult . Same Space! Join Moron Global Danny's Diner || Always Serving! BlackSand The Barren Court Forgotten Tavern and other token hodlers.

We get it. It's Wednesday. It should be a special day. You've made it halfway through the week. Let's celebrate at Danny's. Coffee is FREE on Wednesdays! Just ask for the Wednesday Special. It's so easy even a moron could do it.

OMG! OMG! OMG! Guido La Flama from Diner's, Fly-In's, and Dive's! He's coming to visit us!!

Magus (meme arc) Danny's Diner || Always Serving! Why YES! we have THE BEST SODA JERKS in the business! Come visit us for a Kobold Soda or.... my personal fave a Kobold Koolaid! and remember at Danny's Diner we are.....ALWAYS SERVING!!

Yes it is INCREDIBLE!! Our MIDNIGHT SPECIAL of HALF OFF YOUR MEAL! (just have to be seated at midnight😉) We are ALWAYS SERVING our Runiverse-Famous Danny's Burgers! Bring your friends!!

Keep your eyes peeled for Darick || Battle Mage of the Grotto cruisin' round in the Official Danny's Diner 1978 BRAT-WURST and don't forget YES we have the VERY BEST Brat's in the Runiverse!!

ummm well there ya go. he is a bit crazy! its been an eventful Wednesday to say the least i guess you should have gone with the offer for 100 Danny's Burgers

YES! YES! YES! WE ❤️ THE CULT! Free Dinner for New Cult Members! 🍽🥘🍲🥓🍳🍔🥞 EAT AT DANNY'S! x.com/Henry_Boyd/sta…

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