“Pull my finger”

LIVERPOOL HAVE BOTTLED THEIR LEAD NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #VILLIV

Working on it...

There will be at least one Real Madrid fan who left after 87 minutes to “beat the traffic”.

Wordle 320 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I won’t tell you who to vote for today, but I do hope that you take this opportunity to exercise your democratic privilege if you’re lucky enough to be allowed to do so.

Quite a lot of wrongness here from Sheogorath.

Mr Sheen.

Wordle 321 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bit late today. I’m sure you’ll forgive me.

Wordle 322 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Good morning gang. Hope you all have a wonderful day. Remember to tell somebody important to you that you love them and appreciate all they do.

I smell bad.

That's three times today people have been talking about woodpeckers. You don't hear about them for years, and then all of a sudden they're all the rage.

Thanks Fate. Needed this. *shakes fist* Monkeypox case confirmed in England bbc.co.uk/news/uk-613638…

Man Utd fans: we want ten Hag Brighton fans: we want ten

"This conversation is very different from the ones I've had of late which have mostly been with trees" - #DouglasAdams