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FRIDAY NIGHT COMEDY! Tomorrow night we have Glenn Wool, Jack Gleadow (As In Meadow) and Daisy Earl on the stage for another banging night of stand-up! Make sure you book tickets: alexanderslive.seetickets.com/event/friday-n…

The 18-year-old with 2 IDs 🤣👶🏻 #comedy #teenagers #standup

You lot love the idea of a rebuild until it’s time to rebuild and it means letting go of your favourite players. Then suddenly the manager’s the problem and the club’s ‘lost its identity’.

Yes he would. He would have paid £80m to Brentford and given the player 400 grand a week you fucking moron. He’s the reason we’re in the state we’re in.

Go and watch Phil in Bolton!!!

Shit Twitter United fans whinging is becoming so insufferable

Arsenal have done well to flood the media with bids on Noni Madueke & Viktor Gyökeres in the hours since Thomas Partey was charged. I can't be the only one to find this extraordinarily convenient.

City signed him 154 days ago. He cost €60m. €390k per day. Pep doesn't like one of his shiny new toys? Just toss it away & buy another one. Isn't it crazy what a club can do when they're so financially doped up they can bin off a player with €53.3m remaining book value?

This Clipse album gonna be for a certain audience so all you kiddos your opinion will mean jack shit when it comes to this album.

Very excited for this weekend's lineup as we welcome three of our favourites to the stage! Come join us Alistair Barrie, Adam Rowe and @freddy_quinne in 12 years of Shitchester for the best night of comedy in town! 🎟️: alexanderslive.seetickets.com/event/friday-n…

Thanks to everyone who's bought tickets for tomorrow's show in Derby -now sold out! Tickets still available for Chester on Saturday where I'll be performing 'The Greatest Performance of My Life'. 🎤🌟 📅 Sat 12th July 📍 Storyhouse ⏰️ 7:30pm 🎟️: justinmoorhouse.seetickets.com/tour/justin-mo…

United have no money because Ten Hag spent £600m in 3 years on SEG clients on inflated wages so his family members would make 💰. United can only just get Mbeumo before sales needed for other signings, hence not moving on other targets. It’s a lack of funds; not ‘ambition’.

I know we all hate on ten hag…. But it really isn’t enough. We need to hate him more.

Everyone in @shitchester get down tonight

You called Skepta when you couldn't see the pub.. called Stormzy helped you get ya lingo up..

Player isn’t good enough, they sell, manger isn’t good enough, they replace. The big/winning clubs have ruthless standards/ambition. Man United is the home of excuses, lax standards & blind faith. It’s the reason we’ve been left behind. Our club & the fans prefer sentiment.

Is it ridiculous to say United won’t be a competitive team in the CL or PL again till at least 2030 ?

Genuinely heart broken over what happened to this one great football club. Glazers Ineos Bunch of cunts

The Glazers have destroyed this club beyond recognition. They have taken this club back 40 years with their greed and incompetence and ye know what? They couldn’t care less. They got exactly what they wanted out of Manchester United, truck loads of cash and generational wealth