Caught red handed Bootlegger

Me in Wakey Wines to buy a can of Prime and the guy asks for £100:

#ForAnton 💙

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My husband insists on wearing his Apple Watch when having sex to track his calories burned. I wouldn't mind if he actually moved and lasted longer than 5 minutes. He'd have much better results if he gave it to his mate Gary when he's away with the army on weekends.

It's always the ones you least expect...

🤣 13 years ago today … 🗣Chris Kamara “I must have missed that.” #Pompey #StKamaraDay PO4cast - Pompey Podcast for PompeyNewsNow🎙

We'll miss you Liverpool fans. Flights to Europe available.

Selling 2 tickets for Arctic Monkeys in Southampton - £80 each 😎

Selling 2 Carl Cox tickets for Brighton on the beach, £30 each ono 🕺🕺

1 Adult weekend Victorious Festival ticket for sale - £125

Reytons ticket for sale @ Portsmouth Guildhall this Saturday - £30 ono

Just when I think I've seen it all, a bloke comes into subway wearing flip flops and orders a footlong sub with just tuna

Any Bolton spares going pls? #Pompey

Sammy Virji ticket for sale tonight @ Brixton £50

2 Tickets for sale to Gentleman's Dub Club @ Wedgewood Rooms this Friday - £40 for the pair 👍

2 Victorious Festival weekend tickets for sale - £140 each

2 Babyshambles tickets for sale @ Liverpool Mountford Hall this Saturday - £30 each

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