"I was not trying to cover up or conceal anything" #PrivilegesCommittee

"Oh fuck" #PrivilegesCommittee

Rishi Sunak evades question 1 #PMQs

Rishi Sunak completely evades question 2 #PMQs

Rishi Sunak completely evades question 3 #PMQs

Collier looking for audition for the T-Birds. #UniversityChallenge

"Is that true Bambi, did you make a Disney nasty?"#UniversityChallenge

"Would you like a drink Roger......Im off to the bar?" "PINT OF DOOMBAR........SHARPS" #UniversityChallenge

#PMQs Lindsay Hoyle let's the house speak over Ed Davey's question. Rishi Sunak admits he did not hear it before resorting to petty insults. Absolute joke shop session.

One day, Sunak will actually answer question. #PMQs

Jesus, watching Dowden makes me want to put my foot through the TV. A total embarrassment. #PMQs

"Jeremy Corbyn, Jeremy Corbyn, Jeremy Corbyn, Jeremy Corbyn......oh and Jeremy Corbyn" #bbclaurak

Ben Elton cuts through the bullshit and articulates what everyone is thinking #bbclaurak #benelton

Oliver Dowden doing his best impression of an Aardman Animations character #PMQs

What is the point of Lindsey Hoyle? #PMQ

Any reason why the charming young Mumbai woman speaking perfectly understandable English required patronising subtitles? #StreetsOfGold #BBC2

#sundaytimes The Times and The Sunday Times Appreciate it was raining last night but it would still be nice to actually be able to read the delivered newspaper this morning instead of making papermache animals out of it.

Well he got over that rather quickly. #imacelebrity

#Apprentice this programme jumped the shark years ago. What has any of these pantomime tasks got to do with serious business.

Well we are dreaming Vueling Airlines but we certainly not flying. A fairly crap start to my wife's birthday weekend away in Seville. VY6016 cancelled last minute at the gate, five hour delay till replacement plane is relocated.