When I show up to the scat convention and everyone is playing jazz

every day of my life rn

need to be castrated and in therapy for about 15 years to even remotely recover from this past month

how suicide been looking at me lately

pls make me normal & sane pls make me normal & sane

did something so horrendously bad i can’t even tweet about it

my life rn

the imessage search bar whenever you try to search for anything

I’m honestly exhausted from repeating this: aura maxxers obliterate looksmaxxers and wealthmaxxers any day. You don’t need to be a 6ft9 billionaire Twilight werewolf to get the girl, that’s all cope. Women are absolute suckers for aura. So stop coping and acquire it

experiencing schizophrenic levels of paranoia every time i leave the house

> tweeted life at all time low > schizophrenic twitter choosing me as their victim

failed driving test whilst life already at all time lowest

anxiety disorder kinda lowkey cured bc i experienced nervous breakdown so severe that nothing can make me scared ever again

this has to be an all time best tweet

me trying to convince myself idgaf

knowing i can always end it all if it’s that bad

everyone wants to be your friend when you are crazy but no one wants to be your friend when you do something crazy 💔

Should prob get my life together but my friends would be so bored if I didn’t walk into every room like this