hair and make up went MAD on rufus sewell bloody hell

mum making mad moves at 11am

imagine finding a really cool pub in krakow and then round the corner you hear the sound of a group of drunk brits singing wonderwall

i can’t stop entering instagram giveaways and i am becoming everything i hate. i need an intervention before it is too late

A man had me cornered up against a cabinet, he was wearing just his pants and a hoodie and he asked me to wank him off. One lovely summers day I was treated to seeing a woman’s vagina on full display as she’d passed out outside the shop 🥰

i would never want to bring a baby into this world. it's not right. not with all the money i want to have for myself

only using my fitness pal to track my protein intake to try and increase it and it telling me I need to watch my sugar intake because I’ve eaten raspberries, blueberries and an apple today is sending me over the edge

i still own every one of these and cannot bring myself to get rid of them

nearly dropped my squat bar listening to my leg day playlist and all of a sudden sorry for party rocking came on shuffle

German McDonald’s doing a box of 20 McPlant nuggets is a dream come true

vegan food in cologne has been 10/10

plane is delayed, there is no plane at the gate, but people are STILL queued up waiting to board. I know ya’ll want to win the plane olympics and get to your assigned seat first but please have some self-respect and sit down

thanks Pets at Home she loved it! 😻

im not normally one to not finish a book/audiobook but when the male love interest is described as ‘sexy af’ i know it’s time to recognise it’s ok to not finish things sometimes

trying to tell myself im not ugly im just poor but i might be very wrong on this one 🥲

Markos in his cat carrier on the way to the vets: screaming, crying, banging down the door trying to get out and escape this hell he’s forced to endure Markos the moment we’re home: free real estate

my eyebrow blindness from like 2016-2020 gives me cold sweats because what on earth what I was thinking but the eye make up always slayed so you can’t have everything I guess

updating this once again with some recent favourites

we walked all across Helsinki so I could find the wise mouse

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded