This Stephen Colbert Monday monologue, followed by a bit about the MAGA contingent calling for Trump to release the Epstein files, is the reason why Paramount canceled Colbert's show. That, and the Midterm elections are coming up, and he would continue to go after Trump.

Help I’m stoned at Savers

“This man, ate fucking bats, in the 80s. Like come on fuck you Wuhan” - Andreas

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

This picture is in a dollhouse. A dear family friend (Dolores “Teedy” Lee) who died recently had been working on it for decades. She was an expert woodworker and passionate about antiques. Take a little tour!

Garden walk is so funny because I go outside to walk my dog and the suburbanites look at me like “wow people actually live in this neighborhood!!”

It’ll be the year 2050 and people will still be forming one giant line near the donut case at the CoOp despite the 500 signs saying to just line up at the register

Mr Beast has never made anything as worthwhile as “I have she/they’s that are shooters”

If Trump’s dead they should bury JD vance alive with him like they did with pharaohs and their cats

For those two minutes, I was holding on

Cinema has lost its panic shriek queen. Diane Keaton (1946–2025) 🕊️

startup idea: instagram but it only shows you posts from people you follow and they’re in chronological order

Our plan is now available in our bio.

Andrew Cuomo really spent the last day of his campaign talking about how he technically does not have the same car as OJ Simpson

Time to go fight with the incels on Facebook in the local news comment section

The way this joke hasn't aged in over 20 years 💀

Hope you had a great bday the b stands for

This lady at Amvetts is trying so hard to chit chat with everyyyyyybody and no one is having it