I've worked 45 hours this week and compared to my normal 24hrs I am DYING

horror movie characters sitting in the back of an ambulance after almost dying

having a baby looks really hard … if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

the combination of walking 8-10 miles a day and two 7 hour flights across the last 5 days has left my feet looking like balloons 🙃

absolutely LOVE people dropping out the wedding less than 24 hours before

x.com/ShitpostRock/s…

When my candle tells a good joke but I’m about to leave the house

me when the support act at a gig makes eye contact with me but i don’t know any of the words

me before crossing the road:

just had a customer say "I'll remember this" then hang up 💀

Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???

this woman asked for my number at work today cos she wanted to be my friend. I don't want any more fucking friends but felt bad so gave my number to this random woman😭😭😭

Studio Ghibli flowers 🌸✨ pic.x.com/KHyAgn4HqV

people at work this week

someone I know is selling cheesecakes for £65?!?!

how about jake gyllenhaal for kissing me on the mouth

me when im peeing and realize im drunk

What’s the name of the film where the girl gets covered in pigs blood