The older i get, the more i hate making extra stops after work I drive home like i'm late for my house

Health care? "You're on your own." Housing? "Nothing we can do." Grocery prices? "You're out of luck." $200 billion for another war? "No problem!" Americans—Democrats, Republicans, independents—are SICK AND TIRED of endless wars. We need to invest here at home.

I might lose followers for this, but it needs to be said: Trump is BY FAR the worst president in American history. He's a pedophile, a con artist, and a war criminal. May he burn in hell.

Tomorrow, millions of Americans will be joining No Kings rallies. We will be saying NO to authoritarianism. NO to oligarchy. NO to endless wars. NO to the continued attacks against the working class. I look forward to seeing you in St. Paul, MN.

#NoKingsMarch28

Donald Trump cast his own ballot by mail — now he’s moving to strip that same right from millions of Americans. We’ll see him in court.

Trump literally fucked the American economy, fucked the world economy, fucked a bunch of teenagers, and people still support him.

Biden got smoked over egg prices. Trump done ruined the entire economy in less than a year in office and it’s mostly crickets about it.

I'm BEGGING women to PLEASE be careful around any man who's defending Donald Trump. You are not safe with them.

Dear Americans, if you hate Trump, repost.

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s fucking stupid is that they’re fucking stupid too

Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

He was NOT shot He did NOT win He raped a 13 yo girl and slapped her when she fought back! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FINDS IT FUCKING INSANE THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE US GOVERNMENT IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUNISH A COMEDIAN FOR TELLING A JOKE, BUT NOT THE PRESIDENT FOR TERRORIZING THE WORLD AND THREATENING TO DEMOLISH AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION 🤷 RIDICULOUS 🤡