today is 3 years without alcohol

Filling your gas tank feels like selling your soul to the devil

Nothing quite like the joy of riding on freshly inflated 95psi tires 🚴

Every basketball fan outside of Boston right now

BILL SIMMONS ARE YOU WORRIED NOW???

Clearly a missed double dribble call

KNICKS IN 7

I have a person in my immediate social life who just found out about ChatGPT

Attending a wnba game tonight in dtla after getting rowdy at the ice protests to make sure everyone knows im a feminist in the sheets and ally in the streets

America’s “superior” temperature scale’s namesake is a European physicist

Overheard two teenage boys conversing at Barnes and Noble: “Wayne Gretzky… isn’t that the unabomber?”

Just passed up on coffee because the dude in front of me set way too high of a bar for small talking with the baristas

Travel as a hobby is a red flag. Dubai as a travel destination is the reddest flag

TIL in South Korea live music performances in bars were illegal until 1999

To commit is to remove your head as the barrier to your life