Do you wanna win an entire draft booster box from #MTGCrimson? Well thanks to the lovely folks at TCGplayer Infinite I Magic, you can! They gave me a box to giveaway to y’all! 🤩 All you gotta do is: • like this tweet • retweet this tweet • follow me This giveaway ends 12/24! US only!

Thanks…it’s been a while since I had a good nightmare

Wordle 214 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. That’s a first

Better Call Saul is so good that I accidently paused a scene where Bob Odenkirk was sitting in a chair and I thought it was just a character study of him in silence. I watched a paused screen for 2 mins and thought it was such a great choice.

Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.

🔥I'm giving away a copy of my Chandra CMDR deck! 🔥 I just wanted to spark joy and give someone a deck that has helped cultivate my love for this format. I don't want this to be about gaining followers/numbers for myself, so all you have to do is like + retweet. That's it!

Was the rest of America with me thinking “Don’t you kill that dog!”?

Is there an AI bot that can write a scene between Elizabeth Bennett, Atticus Finch, and Jubal Harshaw? I’d like to read that.

2014’s Wild was a decent movie; but all I remember of it was the glorious satisfaction of hearing El Condor Pasa over the credits after the movie had teased bits and pieces of it throughout. I get that same feeling with every episode of Song Exploder I hear

Stephen Root casually appearing in two of the best shows of all time on the same night back-to-back. Legend.

The absolute best pairing

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Wordle 874 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩huh

If it ain't broke.... There's probably one for every letter of the alphabet.

Like everyone else, I was moved by Tracy Chapman & Luke Combs at the Grammy's Tracy's an anti-celebrity: -uncomfortable in the public eye -doesn't own a smart phone -not on social There isn't a lot of info on her But here's what I found on her and the history of Fast Car 🧵

I wouldn't be surprised if we found out Sacha Baron Cohen called Rebel Wilson and said "I know how I can help you sell an extra million copies of your book."

milne: it’s stuffed animals, but they’re so fucking dumb publisher: what? milne: the tiger can’t spell publisher: no milne: the bear won’t wear pants publisher: *getting up* this is terrible milne: there’s a depressed donkey publisher: *sitting back down* …how depressed?

I am seen

* seinfeld theme plays* 9 year old me: