People I call ‘boss’: 1) Kebab shop man 2) My consultant

Let’s call it Mobitz type 3 and call it a day yh? #MedTwitter #medicalstudent

The only bulk Larry's building is a bulk of awful anatomy knowledge! Check yo'self brah #spongebob #medstudentprobs

I just met the most amazing person at my asthma clinic. She took my breath away. #wehavefun #medicalstudent #salbutamol #medstudentprobs

Srsly you think that the bacteria Neisseria as a couple would be pretty kind but when they pair up they get soo cocci😒 #medstudentprobs #9am

Little did the pituitary gland know, to be able to phone the mammary gland, it needed its phone number as well as its areola code

They make perfumes at an olfactory right?

Why are inflammation sites always so red? Well you'd be blushing too when you're constantly surrounded by complements #C5a

Why are hepatocytes the best musicians? They're the only ones ever dedicated to making those ketones #chiralbetahydroxyacid

People get twitchy when their muscles start actin up #medstudentprobs

What did the indian chiropractor order for lunch? A latissimus DOSAI!!! #imback #medstudent #culturedjoke #goodmorning #medstudentprobs

Itchiness and irritation of the meninges? Arach-annoyed mater. #medstudentprobs #medstudent #medstudentproblems #medstudentlife #tada

You guys hear about that vampire who fulfilled his life long dream of becoming an Opthalmologist? Count Macula #soproud #medstudentprobs

Hear about that guy who maliciously uses lot of force when finding superficial blood vessels? Emperor Palpatin-g #TheForceAwakens #StarWars

You would think that in an award ceremony for the body builder with the biggest muscles, the prize would be a hypertrophy #medstudentprobs

I just palpated my first murmur. What a thrill!! #madpunnage #achievementunlocked

I really want to make a joke about dermatological creams but I don't know if it's topical enough #medstudentprobs

Why did E.coli cross the microscope? To get to the other slide! #imback #whomissedme #GramNegativeProblems

Did an exam on the pathophysiology of arthritis and made a tonne of silly mistakes, guess there's some rheum for improvement

Can't even carry myself through 2 lectures and a ward round, & she out here carrying a human child & doing open surgery, absolutely amazing x.com/Kemi_stry/stat…