Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!

Sky Sports about Luke Littler

Can’t understand the fuss about Luke Littler’s age when it’s more shocking that Michael Van Gerwen is only 34

Them: You better not be watching Jasper Carrott performing a cover of ‘Caroline’ by Status Quo with Bev Bevan on drums and Tony Iommi on guitar that also segues into ‘White Christmas’ for some reason when I get there My goofy ass:

my british neighbor seen me do a kick flip and told me bloody well done

rejected 1st lyrics for cigarettes and alcohol

Watching Last Night Of The Proms and well.. it is apparently all about Up The Arse. Ruth Husko

September the 15th be with you 😎

Still in bed are we?! Good afternoon!!

It is Astounding Spiteful Arrogance Day! 🎉

September the 16th be with you 😎

Has it really been two years since The Platinum Queubilee

Monday.

Married at First Sight UK is back! #MAFSUK 💒