Before you marry someone, find out if their family drinks mimosas or runs 5ks on holiday mornings.

the cdc said to limit alcohol over the holidays and i’m just gonna say that’s a no from me dawg

to all the family disappointments... it’s our day to shine

ok but why was there always a bite taken outta these? 😭

ok but wearing a mask outside when it’s cold and windy kinda slaps

Me: Why did my alarm not go off? My alarm:

if you’ve ever had to change out one of these just know i respect u and i hope u had a good day

All jokes aside I’m happy i ain’t grow up with parents tryna get likes on social media

When you see your old hs football coach at a bar 😂🤭

once you reach a certain age if you pull an all-nighter, you die

I can’t believe my crush happened to have a crush on me and now we in love. That’s so fucking wild

me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

THE SLEEP WITH NO ACADEMIC STRESS HITS DIFFERENTLY >>>