This is now the fourth pic I’ve seen like this in the past year. Harry Styles loves to play golf and meets dads who don’t really know who he is on the course.

I cannot be tamed

The opposite of a Debbie Downer is a Bethamphetamine

“who got you smiling like that?” the voices in my head bro leave me alone

My sleep schedule is continuously effed up🤡

Me: do I have to pay my student loans on Sept 1 or not US Govt: it’s surprise 😝

i could never plead the 5th i loveeeee chit chatting

If you don’t line the toilet seat EVERYWHERE YOU GO outside of your home, I cannot trust you

TIME's 2022 Person of the Year: Volodymyr Zelensky and the spirit of Ukraine #TIMEPOY ti.me/3Fzr4B2

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour

My favorite thing is when I do a huge Amazon haul and it takes longer than the usual 18-24 hours to show up on my porch because then it’s kind of like a surprise when it does come because I already forgot what I bought

4:14am, still thinking about MSU 💔 #MarchMadness

His job was beach

i be so happy when i get off work i feel like i just got released from jail

why are you, a woman with great opinions and large breasts, having to go to work today

the concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. here’s our little murder doodler

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn