Posting on X has to be the "most stressful thing" ever. I legit don't know what I want to say now. But my notion says I have to make a post this morning. So I guess this counts. Well I'm writing on a flow, so everything you are currently reading, if anyone is reading this is just

Crypto is about ownership. Without privacy, your wallet history owns you. For mass adoption, we must establish safer defaults. Privacy szn 🧙‍♂️

In the year 🟦🟦🟦🟦, month 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 I roundtripped profit from 🟦🟦🟦🟦 token and lost it on 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 token on 🟦🟦🟦🟦 chain It was painful; shameful cause everyone who knew my wallet saw it Well now my good or "bad" trades are completely private thanks to Houdini Swap

✨ Magic Monday #127 ✨ The world is in flames, but Magic Monday is fire-resistant. Weekly stats, updates, alpha... and a little $LOCK for the soul. One random RT gets 300 $LOCK. 🔁 RT this post 🧙‍♂️ Be present on Magic Monday x.com/i/spaces/1DXxy…

✨ Weekly Swap Report #127 ✨ • Volume: $20,149,971 • Swaps: 8,281 • Revenue: $63,513 USDC / 0.63 BTC • Burn: 151,669 $LOCK ❤️‍🔥 📈 Total Vol: $1,738,213,182 📈 Total Swaps: 611,203 Stake $LOCK for a juicy 7% APY 🧙‍♂️ houdiniswap.com/staking-dashbo…

Gm Gm Congratulations to me for reaching 1M followers Ugly people would say it's not true and not believe me

I think I should have friends

Had this subjectively brilliant idea of being more active here Let's see how it goes Per my Notion, supposed to make 2 tweets today; technically this counts Imagine me gaming my own system. A reason why I love mechanism design; that is designing systems to achieve the intended

I love GOD

✨ Magic Monday #135 ✨ 🔵 This Week’s Stats • Volume: $24,989,622 • Swaps: 9,573 • Revenue: $82,426 USDC / 0.71 BTC / 19.26 ETH • Burn: 196,982 LOCK 📈 Total Volume: $1,926,835,728 📈 Total Swaps: 692,867 ❤️‍🔥 Total Burn: 8,719,125 LOCK Stake $LOCK for consistent rewards

Pointless 🤫

Houdini Swap is audited and secure. Our private swap prioritizes user safety. Security is our top priority and core mission. Update on the NPM attack: Developer Qix's NPM account was compromised, publishing malicious versions of packages like chalk, strip-ansi, and

gm. retweet if you still believe.

DeFi incentives are broken. Farmers get rewarded for hopping from platform to platform, stacking points, while loyal users are ignored. A system that celebrates exit over loyalty is missing the point. It’s time for a new standard, one that's Pointless...

I'm always kind of surprised, when I see a new follower notification First thing I check is the profile. Sadly it wasn't a bot. Now I'm stuck wondering who that is, and why they followed me. Cause I don't make actual posts here. GM to whoever sees this

Goodbye endless points. Hellooo POINTLESS (in selzy voice) No points, just real $USDC Cheers to enjoying privacy and rewards at the same time The future is here Wizards 🧙‍♂️

Tbh It's a matter of perspective. Imo, apart from the initial avid tech peeps, a lot of people were onboarded on the premise of financial improvement. Now, I believe it is just psychological. When someone experiences lack, or poverty, this experiences was publicly showcased, in

Anytime someone tries to make me feel like I am worth less. I remember that I am worthless Cheers to knowing my "worth" hehe You can't fool a fool I guess

It's been a while since I was on here I've always being too, to myself to post on X😂 Even when I actually should Well Received balloons from X today Officially 20 years old today, coincidentally turned 20 on the 20th Feels somewhat poetic To mark this momentous turning point