mus Elon Musk Ask for me “how come ifwe lyonse ni wala?”

no rizz but I’d educate myself on your interests just so we can talk about it

🚨I’m officially retiring from trolling. Welcome to Mod Unbiased.

"Bring your money lemme keep for you" my mum was the first forex trader in my family

“u ghosted me” bro i am depressed

the way he looks at the camera like a scene from the office im in tears

Okay but Chelsea

AUSTIN REAVES GRABS THE BOARD OFF HIS OWN MISSED FREE THROW AND TIES THE GAME 😲 WE ARE GOING TO OT!

Fabrizio during World War III updating us how Germans bombed stamford bridge in revenge for giving them Nicolas Jackson

Life without Mugabe is actually soft, imagine shooting from there with him making a run 🤣😭

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

5 freekick goals from Szobszlai this season and no noise from Liverpool fans. Ordinary 2 free kick goals from Declan Rice last year, Arsenal fans said we should give him Balon D’Or. I’ve never seen a more delusional fan base before.

Me 3 tables down in disguise while she on her girls night out

went on a 20 girl follow spree before bed and woke up to 0/20

Regular women want money too my boy, just grab a baddie.

Invincible starts tomorrow. Dune 3 trailer today. Spiderman Brand New Day trailer tomorrow. Daredevil next week. Project Hail Mary on Thursday. life is looking up

We are a joke.

I need white Center Backs at Chelsea

This team wants to see me dead

Betting company just called me and said I have to pay back my winnings I got for Senegal winning the Afcon