Two of our elementary schools were just evacuated due to threats. Both of our colleges have gone virtual this week due to threats. The city just canceled our annual CultureFest because of threats. None of this was happening before Trump and Vance opened their mouths.

Aside from the obvious stochastic terrorism at play here, small towns need these festivals to boost local businesses and attract tourism dollars. Trump and Vance are killing Main Street USA and small town America.

Fixed it for you Mayor Eric Adams: when people visit us, we want them to not witness a trigger happy cop who shot another cop while firing almost indiscriminately in the direction of a fare evader. We want them to believe our mayor isn't crooked, & is working for NYers, not himself.

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In a just world, National Review would fire him & ensure Lowry never works again. But we don’t yet live in that just world, as evidenced by the dearth of Republicans denouncing the Springfield pet conspiracy theory.

Wisdom from a 15 year old. 1st time we saw one, Junior said, “that thing is so ugly, I bet only duchebags & Karens who don’t know anything about cars drive them.”

LMAOOO! Adams is shitting his pants so badly, he’s going to need Depends. Tick tock, you corrupt incompetent motherfucker.

.JD Vance you need to cut out the demonization of a community of hard working LEGAL immigrants & tone down the Klan adjacent rhetoric claiming they’re committing crimes you admitted yesterday you’re conjuring out of thin air. Cut that crap out. You’re going to get somebody hurt.

Dear NY Post, that's literally NOT "line of sight". There's literally stuff in the way.

Evergreen

Miss Kim sent this culinary crime to me. I may barf, but I do appreciate their dedication to the bit. tiktok.com/t/ZTFYNa29h/

Three years ago today, a small group of #AfghanEvac coalition members met with the nascent Department of State CARE team in the first official meeting of our partnership. Since then, we’ve made extraordinary progress & proven that civic engagement can make an impact at a global scale.

Know how to stop atrocities like the SBU prisoner killed with a sword? Want a quicker end to the war? Let 🇺🇦 take the damn gloves off, let them use their entire arsenal to bring the war deep into 🇷🇺 territory.

In free parts of the US, we laugh at small dick energy open carry nerds like Iraqveteran8888, & everyone like him who peaked during their first enlistment & are still big mad that their kids don’t want to see them. It must take a ton of energy to be so damn afraid of everything.

There is no floor with these people. There is no shame. I mean, if the editor-in-chief of conservatives' favorite magazine feels comfortable enough to drop the hard R during an interview, half of the US Senate might as well just come to work wearing white hoods.

Good morning to everyone from New York, with the possible exception firefighters in Toropets. Good luck with that one.

Happy 77th birthday to the United States Army Air Corps! Like the parable of the prodigal son, you're welcome back home anytime. Well, *you* are - but maybe not your bastard child Space Force.