Not to be that girly but for a moment I forgot single people existed this valentines

You will never meet anyone worse at setting their alarm than me

Wiping my own iCloud just to feel something

My life is so weird but I’m so grateful for everything I have

My wisdom teeth are coming in which just feels right right now

My diary is taking a beating lately

People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol

The worst part about being an outdoors person is going outdoors

it’s so funny seeing old snakebite scars on a corporate professional lmao I know ur secret! I know what u once were!

she got the ick because she saw me holding out a lantern and asking "who goes there?"

skeleton, england, 15th century

People: What productivity software do you us? Me:

today i will be gentle with myself. unless of course i make even one mistake in which case i will be very hard on myself

Maybe I’m not mysterious maybe I’m ominous

Lightning McQueen spotted in Amsterdam

I AM HEALING!

yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth