The first week of my new job has convinced me that every military veteran needs a lawyer.

Mastication = chewing. Eschew obfuscation, people. #LessonsFromGradSchool

Until today, I had forgotten how much I love asana. Serenity is having all your work thoughts captured safely outside your brain for later visitation.

Employers, if you hire a marketer, educate them about your business before you ask them to market it. I feel lucky to work for a model organization in this regard.

Today is your last chance to respond to the #2020Census. Don’t miss this opportunity to shape your community’s future for the next 10 years. Respond now at 2020CENSUS.GOV.

Felt.

I miss this place! 😭

The cool thing about being a marketer is I'm always learning things I never thought I'd care about.

This is just... Perfect.

Yo Netflix. I'm watching episode one of the Innocence Files, and I want to know, why are you only subtitling the black people? This takes place in Mississippi. Literally ALL of the people in this doc have accents.

What a sexist tweet. Shouldn't men be just as concerned with "how well they age?"

If only Indiana had been warned (over and over and over again) of predictable negative consequences of current policies…🤦🏼‍♀️

Do all attorneys have potty mouths? Asking for a friend...

THIS. 👀

.ConnectingVets just isn't the same without Abbie Bennett.

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I guess we're all just "pretending to work?"