My homie sent this and i couldn’t stop laughing

I’ve been social distancing from homework and responsibilities long before quarantine

If I had a boyfriend I would remember to feed and walk him every day

why be problematic when you can be automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh?

I wonder if when Hulu suggests Dave to me, it knows that I am in fact Dave

all my ex’s were bilingual, they spoke english and to other bitches.

studies have shown im stupid

up late giggling like a goose

i see exactly what u doing but i shut my eyes

Idk how many more “it is what it is” I got left in me man

u cant start a new chapter if u keep re reading the last one