Let’s go ruin some lives

PLOT TWIST: Morgan Wallen is The Weeknd’s special guest at the half time show for the super bowl....💀💀 Just IMAGINE the controversy 🤣

someone had the nuts to take a shit in powerhouse during the super bowl. power moves only

“There is a lot of things I wanna do, but jail isn’t one of them” - Brinley

Burnys is the love of my life 🍻❤️

I miss the way things used to be

Who let me turn 22? Now I’m just old and hungover

A graph of what I’m excited for today:​ █ 　　​ █　 ​ █　 ​ █　 ＿​ Cracking open a Work cold Coors Light and watching basketball

Whoever said a breakup was bad, obviously has never had to leave all of their friends at college

“Welcome to hot girl sober”

Nothing is better than seeing your friends happy

I live right next to a prison, and every time I heard sirens I can’t help but think that one of them escaped…

This whole “being graduated while all your friends are back at college” thing ain’t it

I’ve lived and I’ve learned, and I’ve got the best there is

Figured I’d see what twitter thought of my poetry work 🤷🏼‍♂️

Pain.

Shirts officially have to be at least 2 times larger than me otherwise I can’t wear them. If it actually fits….no thanks, I’ll pass

I need to quit air drumming at the gym when in fact…no one else can hear my music

Update: the 2nd year ain’t any better

GO HAWKS FUCK TORNADOES