This won't happen

yOuR nOt GoNnA WaNnA MiSs... Oh fuck off. What is it? Highguard DLC??

"Capitalism is a scam, it's just like a pyramid scheme" in a fucking nutshell.

So I'll give it to the conspiracy theorists, turns out the world is indeed run by child-murdering paedophiles.

The latest efforts to smear J.K. Rowling by linking her to the Epstein files are utterly ridiculous. Honestly. Read the damn things, go and actually read them FFS.

Or maybe you rich bastards should put your hands in your fucking pockets for a change.

Well King has finally lost his marble

A post appeared online (4chan or Reddit, I forget) saying "I work at Epstein's jail and they wheeled his alive ass out the back door and pretended he was dead." Turns out the poster was actually an employee at that jail, on duty the night Epstein "died." I'm becoming very

This is the "Charlie bit my finger again" of 2026.

I'm calling it guys. No #FF7R here at #StateOfPlay today.

Please, everyone, stop and consider this: Last year, a rover identified the largest organic compounds found on Mars. Further study took place to see if they may have come from something other than prior life on Mars. Nothing viable emerged. The team has concluded that “it is

I'm getting by in life waiting for #FF7R part 3 pretty much by eagerly awaiting the next Frankie video

I feel if Elon Musk told his butler that he wanted to build a secret base under his house, dress as a bat and fight crime, it's be the least weird shit that mfer had said all week

Q: "Do you think aliens exist?" Secretary Hegseth: "We'll see. I get to do the review and find out."

The Big Arch is nice btw #bigarch

"You can tell it's a scam because there's no food news." There WAS good news. That news being, "we can stop it by taking action that would improve our lives." But to quote The Day After Tomorrow (2004), you didn't want to know about the science when it could have made a

SpongeBob memes

Testing, testing, 1,2,3

Well done America. You built the Torment Nexus.

People like this are allergic to actually educating themselves