So much for fixing my sleeping schedule.

You were a bad idea.

Viva México pinches putos cabrones

Mother Nature is petty as fuck. Everyone was saying we wish it was a bit warmer for summertime so she was like AIGHT THEN and made it a 110 degrees. PETTY ASS BITCH why you gotta be hella extreme. Watch next week be 59 degrees again you salty ass weather Ho.

The five love languages: Words of Affirmation: This is a good burrito. Acts of Service: I made you a burrito. Receiving Gifts: Here's a burrito. Quality time: Let's go get some burritos together. Physical touch: Arms around a person wrapped in a warm hug, like a burrito.

Whoever put up this fake sticker of an open outlet at the airport, you are now my enemy for life.

See ... we can find some unity here in America

Friendship goals. (Lol I was bored this morning)

without a past we can't appreciate the future

Waking up and loving going to play call of duty

Twitter is so fun sometimes !

You fuck me over once you’re done. Fuck you. Unless... you pay me a ridiculous amount of money so I can retire my parents and buy them dope shit. Then... fuck you in silence but I’ll take the deal... fuck you (whispers) ...

when my pill hits and house music is playing

I can never relate to the constant “I’m cutting off all the toxic people in my life” shit. Whyyyy are there so many toxic people around all of you?? Wtf do y’all be doing!? Me and the homies just be eating and watching movies. Try it!

I wish Daft Punk still actively made new music

Scotch ia soooo good when it goes down smooth 🥴

I mean I wouldn't mind both...