The football just shows why group matches are a waste of everyone's time. Wake me up for the quarters.

A million times this. Such a godawful 'service'. Actively levelling down. The government needs to get a grip like they did on the East Coast line.

I asked an AI to write a Bible song about ducks and I'm laughing so hard now I can't breathe

Going to the #PeakDistrict this weekend and apparently there'll be a sheep that eats digestives too, so that'll be fun. Cannot wait for some hilly, sheepy vibes.

Important piece. Some firms are hypocritically cashing in on the climate dollar. We need to make sure we don't let them get away with it. I have a list of excellent fossil-free agencies if you fancy... opendemocracy.net/en/un-climate-…

When asking "But where are you *really* from?" is good akshewally.

Happy Christmas Admin Day, everyone! Today Chris and I have the day off for present buying, card writing, Christmas Tree decorating, and a long, boozy lunch. A true tradition! Love to all who celebrate this special day (you should!)

Is anyone watching Junior Eurovision? It's the MOST PURE THING I have ever seen! And thanks for the 12 points, Ukraine!

We just watched Love Actually. Say what you like about it with the benefit if 20 years, but it's a classic. Here's a track to erase all those years. open.spotify.com/track/0fZSrYMP…

"It's a population problem." 🤨

The Annunciation from the perspective of the Magnificat: Mary found liberation, vision, joy, courage, female solidarity. A bewildered girl became a woman full of conviction, passion, and strength, ready to change the world. That's what faith should be for all women.

But you are certainly not the fix, little man.

NEW: Britain’s grim winter of strikes, falling incomes and a worsening NHS crisis is not some unfortunate series of events It’s the inevitable result of a decade of Tory austerity that steadily weakened the state’s capacity to respond to shocks enterprise-sharing.ft.com/redeem/c540270… Thread:

What epic TV that was. Reminds me why I quite enjoy it!

Having my first ever allergic reaction. What a ride! Mystery circumstances though... Really fetching shade of red.

There's something profoundly wrong in this country if just one rich person can do this to the rest of us. Completely broken. Feudal. theguardian.com/environment/20…

Zelensky showing how it's done. Over to you, Prime Minister.