There's something under my desk.

I wonder how many people would still lift weights if they were blind.

Based on personal observation, you would need to be about 4 feet tall to wear a small sized shirt in a sorority.

Life of a Tree (550-1891)

If you feel something barely touch you while in bed and think even for one second that it was a spider you've already lost.

I would rather eat a pound of hair than go to a Luke Bryan concert.

Rowling 2007 -"Dumbledore is gay." Everyone -"Whyyy?!" Rowling 2016 -"He's gay for Johnny Depp." Everyone -"Fair enough." #FantasticBeasts

#Wonderwoman  should include a warning that you will fall defenselessly in love with Gal Gadot. I'm suing DC for emotional distress.

Contamination from nuclear fallout leaves a devastating legacy: on.natgeo.com/2g8MwAv

Hopefully Brendan Fraser is willing to save us again. x.com/bbcbreaking/st…

Dear SoundCloud, jonbellion put his first two albums on Spotify. Your services are no longer required. I'm sorry for leading you on.