“I swear if you let this girl fuck you up again I’m gonna beat the shit out of you. Not her, YOU”

bro I swear one flight attendant goes viral for being funny and all of a sudden they all think they’re hilarious

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

lmaoooo what is this STARSTRUCK thing who hacked their spotify account and why has "to Night!!" been on their profile for 2 days now 😭😭

selling a ticket for lykke li tonight at hollywood forever / masonic lodge face value hbu

TikTok is an emotional roller coaster one second youre crying from laughter and the next video you’re sobbing mourning someone you never even knew existed

my favorite game to play before looking at my Spotify Wrapped is guessing which crush or fling affected me the most throughout the year

My friend just said “didn’t she just perform?” When kim petras was performing right after kacey musgraves and that says enough about the male brain #grammys

So did everyone just say this year we’re wearing red at the Grammys or what

Rihanna out there thinking she’s making the pregnancy reveal statement of the century and where all here counting the months since she gave birth to see if it’s just postpartum weight or if she’s having another baby 🫣🤭

can we get rid of questioning texts without saying a single word I get that I'm a pisces and too sensitive but kindly I will not respond lol

I need to start a group chat with other dog owners so my friends aren't swamped with random "I love my dog" texts and I have a community of dog lovers, is this what moms are like when they have children wow

I've spent the ONE christmas bonus I got about FIVE times now and the math just isnt mathing

Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber really said 🤝 *mutual follow* 🤝 *mutual mute* 🤝

Let my plants not be a reflection of how I take care of my dog.

lmao americanair really b fighting for #1 worst airline. 20th flight this year and all I get is $12 after a 9 hour delay caused by their aircraft 🥲

the week between weekend 1 and 2 between Coachella is like Holy Week for Lana stans. This is a religious time for our community. 🧎‍♀️🙏 #LanaDelRey #lanachella

Sorry baby mommy’s busy tonight #LanaDelRey #LANACHELLA

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Colombia está hoy a la deriva. Es claro que el país necesita un nuevo rumbo y yo estoy listo para liderar al país para que avance.