it must be so fun being a man and having a dumbass girl waiting on you

Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I won't sing

slapping a man prob feels so good

vacationing

As a man you are automatically on thin ice with me.

protein eyelash curler protein lipgloss protein frappuccino protein chapstick protein sunscreen protein gasoline protein margarita protein geek bar protein headphones

Normalize being verrrrry direct, verrrrry straight to the point and verrrrry assertive.

Putting on lip liner to walk 10,000 steps

HAHAHAH

voight bikini collection (thinking about the orchid vkini 💔)

we need to figure out a way to retroactively award zac efron an oscar for his performance in high school musical 3

Life got so serious, I forgot I loved reading

TE AMO SALOMON

feid baby you never disappoint me

I had a dream about you so I slept a little longer

i love the delete button soooo much. like yes! nevermind!

everyone who will see karol g and justin bieber at coachella doesn’t deserve it and it should be me

justin bieber is having gay guy music video night with all of us

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

the dead horse is beating me