Hope everyone is eating fatty fish and taking Vitamin D supplements.. WINTER IS COMING and I won’t be a slave to seasonal depression this year. No I won’t

never running again i just got chased by a little person who tried to jump on me and hug me

boycotting Starbucks and mcdonald’s the best thing to ever happen to my greedy ass God knew I had to put that dope down

cf is strictly for the girls and the gays

solidcore will have your hair follicles in pain for a week shit is crazy

I know who should go first

straight hair me = skinny anything else = fat as fuck obese

I hate a lightskin iced matcha

this is the 3rd person to tell me I breathe heavy on ft am I big??

someone put me on love island rn I #need miguel

I’m sorry but i cannot shut up about love island USA season 6!!!! I want to personally shake the hands of everyone involved in this season. The editing, the casting, the storylines— all 10s!!!! The scene w kordell & Serena tonight??? TEARS IN MY EYES!!! Like this is television!!!

Fuck Caine, Fuck Sierra, Fuck Leah, Fuck Miguel, Fuck Aaron, Fuck Kendall, Fuck Kaylor, Fuck Nicole, fuck that narrator of the show, Fuck that firepit, Fuck Rob, Fuck Daniela, fuck Harrison ugly ass with that greasy ass hair #loveislandusa x.com/lilbajablast_/…

my brother went to renew his license today and goes “ i felt arrogant af telling her i was 6’3 so i lied and said 6’2 “ LMFAOO

It isn’t the speech that pisses me off it’s the pretense behind it. Like some folks really talk to u and think u can’t tell they just practiced what they said in front of a mirror. I can tell Btw ur caught…. And ur a dork. Speak plainly & sincerely without choreography

Demoting a friend is a made up concept that I don’t believe has ever worked effectively but I can only dream of

Something happened to me in 2023