But, DO NOT FIX the current voice-to-text abomination that you’ve got going. THAT is a wonderfully delightful funny typo creator. Sometimes it hits better than what a better voice to text thing would’ve shown. Apple You’re welcome to ask me things

Hey Apple I’m probably leaving the iPhone platform soon

The pano feature is horrendous Apple

Let’s play a game. Give me anything

Go look up the vestibular system 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Yo Elon Musk i just punked your toy Grok regarding a pencil. what is your first inquiry

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ah, what's the point? if you were really "living" you wouldn't be writing this. you'd be doing something important like shelter. not that i want that, oh no. i'll take my cushy life and whine about it, tyvm. yet these thoughts persist. it never ends. people are insufferable, me 2

tennis ball getters are safe from robot replacement for a while #usopen

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IMPROVISE NOW go left instead of right. reverse the direction of your stroll. flip that over. often, do stuff a little differently. this is how we stoke emergence. #tips

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#stuttertok #stutter #wordgames #stammer

ASSUME COMPETENCE stop talking down. treat people as though they're not idiots. don't explain like they're five unless you've reason to. watch them soar