I didn't realize memorial day weekend was a big romantic weekend for getting engaged, but I guess it is?

Dear lady with the baby at the library: your crying infant doesnt understand the meaning of your aggressive SHHHHHHHHH-ing. You're not soothing your infant, you're just infuriating everyone else

Why people always gotta take my crankiness personal?

If your dog isn’t allowed on the couch or the bed, you don’t have a dog. You have a sad animal who only wants to love and be near you, dying a little inside.

This is my last year of school ever and I have grad school "senioritis" so bad

I am addicted to spooky fruit loops

A few weeks ago I became senselessly drunk during a night out after only a handful of drinks (even while pacing myself and drinking water). And then had a sleepwalking episode that night (I've never done that before?) It's only now occurred to me that I might have been roofied?

My mom's chex mix >>>>>> yours mom's chex mix

I achieved my life long goal of conquering minesweeper on expert mode, 2019 is good so far

We're not allowed to have pets at our apartment, but Josh and I have hatched a plan on doing everything we can to attract crows to our yard cuz they're super smart will bring you presents if you feed them

Stop bitching about your "lost hour" of sleep, it's fucking light out at 7 pm be happy

Maybe if you live in an apartment building with only one washer and dryer, you should practice basic courtesy and learn how to promptly remove your laundry from the washer/dryer?

White guys never shut tf up about Elon musk damn

The "omg it's almost Halloween" people in August are NOT allowed say shit when people start playing Christmas music in November

yo I start my big girl job tomorrow

My first big girl paycheck was more beautiful than I ever could have imagined 😍💸💸

It's not even 2 pm and I've just had my second nap of the day

Living with my parents rent free during summer breaks from college allowed me to build up money for school at my summer job. They're the only reason I was able to avoid being dead broke as a full time student and parttime worker ❤️ x.com/angelicacheee/…