*unfollows for a second time*

“How bout those Vikings??” had to be every conversation starter this morning in Minnesota

I got to work with John Legend and it was awesome! Here’s the song we got 🙏🏽

I am a professional joke writer and I cannot stop laughing at picturing a real person sleeping like 13. Every single time I look at it I laugh. Imagine you just had sex with someone and you both settle in to go to sleep, and you look over and they’re doing that.

Shakira sounds like she’s going Jellyfish Hunting lmaooooo

i want what they have

This is the content you love to see Podfathers Podcast

Haven't said "ope, scuse me" in a while

Spring is underrated

Y’all know we deadass living through a history textbook chapter rn??

g6 chemical has been found in the covid vaccine. side effects include gettin slizzard

You have no idea what i would do to be slapping the glass at danielle hockey game tonight

Another beauty mark.

Today I learned that aggressive goats have to wear pool noodles and it feels like information I should share

The Vikings are the least talked about 7-1 team in the history of the NFL.

I like chips

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets