I feel good about letting my children listen to ☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l’s ‘Old Town Road’ on repeat. Its a genre defying gem, and a subtle way to expose them to unused nine inch nails.

When will we see the day when you can write MS-DOS batch files in VR? I need practicality here people.

Understandable, he can't read. #Parasite #BestPicture #Bong2020

Me: *Returns sandpaper at Ace Hardware Cashier: What, this didn’t work as toilet paper? #CoronavirusPandemic #coronapocolypse #ToiletPaperPanic

Floored.

Cleaning up MAGNA-TILES® is therapeutic. My kids should try it sometime.

I’m stirring my macaroni and cheese longer than I should be. Thanks, Cardi B . #wap #CardiB #macaroniandcheese

Just now, after years of listening to Alanis Morissette, I found out that ‘You Outta Know’ doesn’t actually mention a “cross-eyed bear.” #wronglyrics #alanismorissette #jaggedlittlepill #yououttaknow

This debate was directed by the Safdie brothers. SAFDIE

Anybody snow what’s going on in Minnesota? ❄️ #snowstorm #why #2020sucks #Minnesnowta #Minnesota

Joe’s just Biden his time, while Donald’s tryin to Trump the system. #ElectionResults2020 #PresidentialElection

If Adam Thielen scores 2+ touchdowns and the Vikings win today, we'll give an Adam Thielen autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

Today was the most insane market day I have ever seen. $GME $RGLS $AMC $BB

Who hired the “fight” hypermix Youtube editor? This trial is wild. #FormerPresidentTrump #ImpeachmentTrial2

It's #311Day, but try and keep it together, dudes.

When you’re trying to have a conversation with other parents while your kids are playing in the same room. #verizonhalftime #KCvsCIN #KCChiefs #ChiefsKingdom #Bengals #BengalsvsChiefs

Did I just hear A Perfect Circle on FOX Sports for the Minnesota Vikings Green Bay Packers game?!? What is happening in this world. #mnvikings #Vikings #Packers #FootballSunday

WHAT A GAME!

We needed every last guy today. #Skol