Mike Oxhard (@dangle888) 's Twitter Profile
Mike Oxhard

@dangle888

what were once vices are now habits

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calendar_today23-07-2014 03:46:19

33,33K Tweet

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“Sal in the Bronx writes: ‘Dear Casey, about two years ago my girlfriend, Tina, gave me a scorching case of chlamydia. We broke up and now I miss her so. If she’s out there, maybe she’ll hear our song and know that the antibiotics worked. Can you please play Mr. Roboto by Styx?’”

“Sal in the Bronx writes: ‘Dear Casey, about two years ago my girlfriend, Tina, gave me a scorching case of chlamydia. We broke up and now I miss her so. If she’s out there, maybe she’ll hear our song and know that the antibiotics worked. Can you please play Mr. Roboto by Styx?’”
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This POS “journalist” knew about Swalwell for over 13 years and said nothing because he’s a democrat. You don’t hate journalists enough

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🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 Eric Swalwell has just announced that he has been impeached (Latin for “terminated”) from the Senate. This is a shameful day for our nation when a Senator gets mistreated like this. Here is why he must stay in office 1. There is literally no non-hearsay

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 

Eric Swalwell has just announced that he has been impeached (Latin for “terminated”) from the Senate. This is a shameful day for our nation when a Senator gets mistreated like this. Here is why he must stay in office

1. There is literally no non-hearsay
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“I never thought I would be the victim of a gruesome anal goring,” says legendary veteran of a pastime with the highest likelihood of a gruesome anal goring

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If I had to bet on which of Dianna Russini’s children grows up to be 6’ 4” 250lbs I would put my money on the one named Mike.

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X family: We’re GIVING AWAY a full beef box this weekend!!! USDA prime, grass-fed & finished, dry-aged beef— raised right here in Lampasas, Texas What’s included: – 2 ribeyes – 2 flat irons – 8 wagyu burger patties – 2 lb ground beef – king sized picanha – cross cut bone-in

X family: We’re GIVING AWAY a full beef box this weekend!!! 

USDA prime, grass-fed & finished, dry-aged beef— raised right here in Lampasas, Texas

What’s included:
– 2 ribeyes
– 2 flat irons
– 8 wagyu burger patties
– 2 lb ground beef
– king sized picanha
– cross cut bone-in