I wasn't planning on stockpiling, but a friend has just mentioned Fray Bentos pies to me and now I can't think of anything else.

I know a lot of people are figuring out if they can work from home, but I can only find one of my slippers.

Based on a survey of my fridge, social distancing and working from home has severely impacted the sausage roll population.

If the Scottish Government want to emphasise social distancing, they should get Sean Connery to do the announcement.

You've maybe seen the UK Blessing on your feed. I have personally found this version even more uplifting and can't stop watching it. youtu.be/P1ZjB0UOzOg

My wife and I keep disagreeing about spices. Hope we can find some ....

Award - world's longest uncomfortable pause #MischiefMovieNightIn

Longest Finger award #MischiefMovieNightIn

I realise I am about 45 years late to the Sparks party but, thanks to edgarwright, I've been listening to S P A R K S all day and it's been splendid.

Thrilled to be seeing this today!

Ipa is dead, hop hammer with freshly hopped ipa, mash tag crowd sourced brown ale, hopfen heffe. More beer to come...

I just earned the 'Night Out' badge on Untappd! untp.it/13r57hr

Elaine Paige & Tina Turner have combined to write a book. Apparently it's quite compelling.

I just earned the 'Pale as the Moon' badge on Untappd! untp.it/18IRTs6

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I just earned the 'I Believe in IPA! (Level 2)' badge on Untappd! untp.it/1d3OtIv #ibelieveinIPA

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#egghead @TGIFridaysUK

Afternoon! Anything nice on tap today? BrewDog DogTap

#RODEOHOUSTON